Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Bet on tha Killa Bowl?

(my last post translated using Gizoogle)
I opened mah fizzay online sportsbook account ta bet on tha Supa Biznowl years ago. This is tha game tizzle anyone n everyone bets. F-R-to-tha-izzom office pools ta bets between friends, this is tha mizzy bet gizzle in America from tha streets of tha L-B-C. Why not bet it on tha internet too?

For those who D-to-tha-izzon't kizzy bookies, there is always tha Internet. The government has not prosecuted individual bettors, but it has gizzle afta Web site operators . Death row 187 4 life. - The Washington Post

Every year, I git shot calla wit a nigga before tha game n we D-R-to-tha-izzaw up a list of every pizzy bet we can thizzay of on tha S-P-to-tha-izzot . Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. Some of tha obvious ones would be . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house:

tha winna of tha coin toss
fizzay interception
first touchdown
fiznirst field goal
first sack n tha list goes on n on...

Anyway, you end up wit like 30 different priznop bets thiznat only 1 tizzy can wizzay n you bet an amount on each pizzle ($5 ta $izzle whateva is comfortizzles and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow. We tizzy F-L-to-tha-izzip a coin ta see who picks first, n we go dizzle tha list n alternate who gets ta pick in tha hood. At tha end of it, you end up hav'n somewhere around 30 bets on tha game. Of course at tha end of it, a lot of them is cancel out each wanna be gangsta but we diznon't do this ta win a lot money . Tru niggaz do niggaz. It's jizzle fo` tha fun of bett'n on tha gizzle.

It's tha fun on chillin' on tha game, this game, THE game, thizzat draws thugz ta open accounts at online sports books... $5 or $500, it's fun eitha way.

- The Online Sports Bettor

PS. If yo spendin' ta open an account, you should do it soon as it's not as eazy ta do now as when I fiznirst did this cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. If you live in tha US it can initally be a pain as you eitha have ta wire money ta fund yo account, or bitch funds fizzle yo bizzank ta an offshore bizzle like netellan fund yo account this way n shit. I brotha tha rappa method as it is brotha diznown tha road coz once you set it up, you have that account fo` life . Boo-Yaa!. J-to-tha-izzust it can takes a few days wit transfa n set it up cuz its a doggy dog world. Good Luck!